The Brain Joke

Once there was an auction of Brains. These Brains for sale belonged to some of the geniuses of our time. They belonged to Newton, Ibsen, Shaw, Leonardo, Einstein and the list goes on.

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But the most expensive brain did not belong to Einstein or any other top scientist. The most expensive brain belonged to a Sardaarjee (Sikh). People at the auction were all amazed as to why was it the most expensive.

Until they read the label on the bottom of the Brain, "Brand new, has never been used!"

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